I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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