so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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