It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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