Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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