I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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