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  • 68 16
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 12:19pm
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    A lay that will go downin infamy!

  • 54 17
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 11:52am
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    Well for starters, a sammich and a beer. Oh, and for you to swallow.

    • 22 25
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 2:47pm
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      and I don't even want the beer

      • 24 13
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 4:25pm
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        I thought you wanted pizza?

        • 17 18
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:30pm
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          How bout a steak'um...I'm hungry.

          • 17 15
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 6:17pm
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            Sadly I do actually have a box in my freezer.

  • 47 20
    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Jan 4, 12 at 12:00pm
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    Probably nothing if Handy's are all your putting out

  • 31 23
    Submitted by LittleAngry83 on Jan 4, 12 at 1:27pm
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    A blow job would have made him a lot more thankful... Who the hell gives hand jobs anymore? I would rather you not do anything if it was just hand job on a bus!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 4, 12 at 2:36pm
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    handjobs? really? are we back on the middle school band bus?

  • 26 18
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 3:33pm
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    how fitting a handy during the tour..I needed a handy to get me through that shitty movie

  • 24 16
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 5, 12 at 5:25am
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    You have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 4, 12 at 6:47pm
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    And you use semicolons properly? Jeez, no kidding. He ought to marry you.

    • 19 17
      Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 7:36pm
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      Is semicolon what you have left after too much Taco Bell?

      • 21 15
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 8:24pm
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        no that would entail there's something left of your broken flaming anus...I've seen episodes of OZ with gentler treatment of assholes then when I eat too much of that jalapeno cheese sauce