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  • 96 53
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 12, 11 at 3:47pm

    Settle for a C cup.

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Mar 12, 11 at 3:33pm

    No one will volunteer to be a dd on this day. Stumble home.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by poop12 on Mar 12, 11 at 4:36pm

    Yaay for dd's!!

  • 49 43
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 12, 11 at 5:40pm

    Taxi

  • 59 65
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Mar 12, 11 at 3:30pm

    Try using a taxi. Fucking idiot

  • 53 54
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Mar 13, 11 at 9:16pm

    You'll put out either way honey...

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 12, 11 at 6:28pm

    Or you could put out and then puke and pass out

  • 46 48
    Submitted by captainC on Mar 12, 11 at 10:33pm

    If your into girls ill do it, but I got to worn you if your cute I'm aggressive....

  • 41 39
    Submitted by mmcfarland on Mar 12, 11 at 3:58pm

    Sounds like my most of my dates.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by randomchic on Mar 12, 11 at 3:35pm

    just follow the magic rainbow!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Mar 13, 11 at 12:49am

    Win win, she consented before getting drunk. Unconscious sex for the win!

  • 34 30
    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 13, 11 at 1:14pm

    i dont know if you guys are tryna be funny puttin up c cup and such but... youre retarded if not haha anyways... good call OP i dont remember last st. pats day.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 9:42am

    passed-out chicks put out too ;)

  • 40 54
    Submitted by 5klp471 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:44pm

    This has to be Ames...

  • 33 42
    Submitted by imdown on Mar 13, 11 at 4:07pm

    This is literally the story of my life.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 12, 11 at 10:19pm

    Where do you live?!

  • 35 58
    Submitted by niceman on Mar 12, 11 at 6:18pm

    You stupid slut--I love you, baby, cause you were BORN this way

  • 32 55
    Submitted by hacker201 on Mar 12, 11 at 5:18pm

    Probably more like 20-80

  • 42 84
    Submitted by letsfstuffup on Mar 12, 11 at 3:50pm

    Who ever said settle for a c cup is a retard