Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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