so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize