If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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