I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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