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  • Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:51pm

    Yeah. It's called "let's just be friends"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:04pm

    Nope. You must take the good with the bad. (613 ftw)

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    Submitted by CanadianBrew on Apr 5, 10 at 4:59pm

    And this is why I love living in Ottawa hahaha.

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    Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:01pm

    hmmm...for me this is usually "I hate you, but I like your dick." but kudos for not being shallow.

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 5, 10 at 11:19am

    get him to eat you out for a bit, then dump him

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 11:14am

    Why bother, you're useless now....

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    Submitted by sparklingwiggles on Apr 5, 10 at 11:43pm

    Fuck another guy, let him jizz up in ya, then make him eat the creampie...

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    Submitted by ingebeastly on Apr 5, 10 at 1:36pm

    yeah just say "I'm a cock hungry whore"

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    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 5, 10 at 3:42pm

    Just start laughing uncontrollably while giving him head. That oughta do the trick.

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    Submitted by drunkbitch706 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    Suggest an open relationship :0)

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    Submitted by okiesports1432 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:18am

    Is his dick too small

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    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 5, 10 at 9:33pm

    Is there a nice way to say "you really suck?"

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    Submitted by Average on Apr 5, 10 at 10:00pm

    Yea, it's, "Im replacing you with my dildo."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm

    No, there is not.