you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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