His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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