He felt like a one man threesome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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