fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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