I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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