see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The ass gains better be worth it
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