You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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