areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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