Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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