umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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