I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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