Your tits are I can't wait for
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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