too bad you live with your parents still
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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40s are totally the cure
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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