why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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