No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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