You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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