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  First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...

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• It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

  Submitted by TheWingMan on Jun 6, 10 at 5:20pm

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• Find the nearest exit, and have a bathroom break!

  Submitted by justherself on Jun 6, 10 at 4:05pm

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• What?! Don't leave yet, get free food

  Submitted by l0lwut on Jun 6, 10 at 4:19pm

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• He is one of those guys you will see in the media and think to yourself, "If I just didn't turn into my mother." As you are still drinking with your high school friends ten years from now.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 6, 10 at 5:17pm

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• #3 = diarrhea, right? The old "my poops are loose, I've gotta run" excuse. Classic.

  Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 7, 10 at 2:35am

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• lol, sorry but he doesn't mean it, this is his escape plan, if you don't wanna dump a girl cus u feel bad, but wanna get away from her tuxedo shirts and taking things too fast is a sure fire way to get out of the relationship without being the bad guy

  Submitted by tkelly647 on Jun 6, 10 at 7:37pm

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• You need to use Fake Conversation iPhone app for this date. It gives you scripts for excuses to leave date.

  Submitted by birdman1401 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:14pm

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• @TheWingMan - so, that makes the tuxedo tshirt the "Mullet of textiles!"

  Submitted by kbstone on Jun 7, 10 at 5:17am

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• No, I think #3 is tying extra tablecloths together and climbing out the window. You're talking about #14.

  Submitted by Garner on Jun 6, 10 at 4:23pm

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• FUCKING HIPSTERS

  Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 7, 10 at 7:34am

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• What do you mean? Seems like he's a real winner. Probably going places too. :P

  Submitted by soup84 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:18pm

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• @TheWingMan Talledega Nights FTW!!!

  Submitted by MrWonderland on Jun 6, 10 at 7:36pm

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• What is escape plan #3?

  Submitted by dunumber1 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:03pm

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