Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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