Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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