Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bring me that man meat
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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