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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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