You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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