Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
This baby is an asshole
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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