ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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