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  • Submitted by Rysgor on Sep 20, 10 at 9:31pm

    That's why you don't use purell as lube!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:24, does this story hit a little too close to home? sorry :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:42pm

    This is Nicholas Folkes, I swear!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    and i don't mean put your finger in there on purpose....i mean like bite a nail without thinking or something.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:48pm

    This is a Doug Benson joke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:23pm

    Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

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    Submitted by goosefraudbitch on Jun 15, 10 at 8:00pm

    hahaha damnn u messed up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:14pm

    That's a retarded idea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:22... no shit genius.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:41pm

    If you are into pain that much, you should have stuck a finger covered with Purell up your ass too for that overall experience.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:00pm

    what in the world possessed you to do this?

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    Submitted by maxzilla1 on May 17, 10 at 5:59pm

    Doug Benson talked about this...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:26pm

    i see so many masturbation posts on this site. I didnt realize people sent texts to their friends about getting themselves off. I mean Im not ashamed of it, I talk about it with the girls in person, but I dont send my friends masturbation stories. I dunno...strikes me as odd.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:07pm

    at least you don't have to wash your hands after!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:29pm

    "I hope you all get sick with some kind of sickness." hahahaha..... this sentence is amusing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    hahaha ewww. ugh. has anyone ever used purell then put their finger in their mouth afterward? AWFUL. hopefully no girl tries to go down on you after that....although, if you're masturbating with purell something tells me we don't have to worry about that.........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    i found out aftershave lotion makes your dick really smooth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:27am

    It would be someone from Boston....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:23pm

    It's your own fault retard, who does that shit anyway? Seriously? Why would you jerk off with anything that had alcohol in it? Especially this stuff since it evaporates so quickly. Unless you can cum in less than like 15 seconds...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    Ouch... once touched my cooch after using the stuff. It's an awful feeling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:26 - i don't think it's so much about sending texts about getting off, but more about what stupid thing happened during. if i get a text from a buddy that says i'm jacking off, i'm a little taken abackand wonder why it was sent. i get one that says this, i laugh my ass off, call him a fucktard and enjoy the sick humor.

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    Submitted by FlexATight1 on Jan 12, 11 at 9:08pm

    Not goid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:02pm

    Purell is mostly alcohol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    Trying to get rid of that chlamydia?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:02pm

    LOL what the hell!?!?!?! you would have to reapply every 10 seconds after the shit evaporated!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:17pm

    "too broke to masturbate" too funy !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:55pm

    You stay classy, Boston.

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 1, 11 at 5:44am

    Thank you, Explorer..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:15pm

    they're all fake, douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    You're not supposed to put Purell on your peep. That's just a no-no. Like toothpaste.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:36pm

    why would you do that to yourself????