dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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