Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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