You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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