I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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