That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i now understand why vodka
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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