Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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