So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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