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  • 77 38
    Submitted by nolanmann23 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:40am

    Freaking hope he tastes bad to you!

  • 70 41
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 4, 10 at 12:23am

    Sounds like you just met your future x-husband! lol

  • 70 43
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 3, 10 at 7:57pm

    Maybe he has really low body fat. Think about it.......

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jul 3, 10 at 6:56pm

    Don't you be lighting the sacred candle!

  • 60 54
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 3, 10 at 6:36pm

    Eat some Pretzels instead!

  • 64 63
    Submitted by ammogurl on Jul 4, 10 at 2:31am

    You oklahomans are killing me lately. You're givin us a horrible reputation!!

  • 60 55
    Submitted by LRae83 on Jul 3, 10 at 6:33pm

    Salad tosser...ewwwwww!!!!

  • 67 70
    Submitted by CASTRATOR on Jul 4, 10 at 3:59am

    Eat a dick!!!!

  • 67 72
    Submitted by inker on Jul 4, 10 at 12:55am

    My ex too this day still tells her friend that I was sweeter. Before me she disliked doing this.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by feetspace on Jul 3, 10 at 7:24pm

    Is this a twilight text? Haha

  • 61 66
    Submitted by curly_bedhead on Jul 3, 10 at 6:32pm

    Hahahaha

  • 66 78
    Submitted by drunksms2u on Jul 3, 10 at 7:58pm

    Is this what fatties fantasize about?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:09pm

    Bet he tastes salty...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 3, 10 at 8:45pm

    You can eat me if you wish. I enjoy the gagging sounds.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 3, 10 at 8:17pm

    Eat a guy? WTF

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 10:33pm

    7:58 fuck you, big girls don't think about eating humans you moron

  • 53 76
    Submitted by a_bot on Jul 3, 10 at 6:32pm

    Um.. Haha? No.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Brentman12 on Jul 3, 10 at 7:41pm

    He probably tastes like pretzels.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by  on Jul 18, 12 at 10:55am

    He says the same about you