I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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