I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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