when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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