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  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 1, 10 at 8:03pm

    Let's go for the "glass is half full" approach. Maybe her daughter is 30yo and finally got laid, so now she's going out drinking to celebrate. Great success!

    • 32 67
      Submitted by hoffyyy on Jun 1, 10 at 9:59pm

      just like Gail the Snail

      • 51 39
        Submitted by escodiesel on Jun 2, 10 at 10:09am

        No one likes salting the snail.

        • 48 39
          Submitted by hoffyyy on Jun 2, 10 at 2:25pm

          but she doesn't leave you with any options

  • Submitted by synthetic on Jun 1, 10 at 9:10pm

    fuck drinking start target practice

  • Submitted by Darth_Taco on Jun 1, 10 at 9:08pm

    Stick her on birth control and buy her condoms. At least you can control STD and grandkids that way. Look at the bright side, at least she was honest with you.

  • Submitted by MagicChef86 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:47pm

    She's prob getting railed right now.

  • Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 9:17pm

    Hope the guy she lost it to isn't a total douche. If it cheers you up my father in law caugt his youngest daughter and I having sex on his couch, so if you didn't catch her in the act at least you have that.

    • 16 34
      Submitted by buck06 on Jan 24, 12 at 8:24pm

      and your alive?

  • 95 52
    Submitted by Throwawaygull on Jun 2, 10 at 12:22am

    for the first time ever, "first" could have been funny, so no one said it. natch.

  • 93 64
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 1, 10 at 8:27pm

    15 or 30, they're always that "Little Princess" to Dad.

    • 16 37
      Submitted by buck06 on Jan 24, 12 at 7:14pm

      and their boyfriends will have targets on them at all times

  • 79 68
    Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:11pm

    Or you could stop drinking and be the dad she needs..

  • 77 67
    Submitted by SextsFLN on Jun 1, 10 at 8:26pm

    Sorry, Mom!

    • 56 41
      Submitted by SextsFLN on Jun 1, 10 at 8:28pm

      Damn, I didn't see the same joke right under me.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by boneyard on Jun 1, 10 at 9:53pm

    Do people this old really have this app

  • 58 40
    Submitted by Micro007 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:08pm

    Poor dad I feel for u man

  • 62 56
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 1, 10 at 10:12pm

    Just go drink some tequila

  • 53 43
    Submitted by zac_dilena on Jun 2, 10 at 1:52am

    Good girl

  • 50 46
    Submitted by drunknotenough on Jun 1, 10 at 7:50pm

    hopefully you get more action than your daughter

  • 56 59
    Submitted by shocktroop55 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:14pm

    Wow tfln has changed i expected at least five "slut" responses.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 1, 10 at 10:51pm

    Now she gets to think of all the stuff she did when her daughter's age.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 2, 10 at 12:56am

    I hope your kid sees this, reject. If she can bang she's prob looking at tfln.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 1, 10 at 9:50pm

    How about you stop being a little bitch, reAch down and grab ur gun and shoot that punk.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by butsecks on Jun 1, 10 at 7:41pm

    Sorry about that.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by HollyHoe on Jun 1, 10 at 7:42pm

    Aww. I'm sorry.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:34pm

    This text is kind of weird.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 1, 10 at 8:54pm

    Just wait 9 months and there will be another suprise

  • 48 63
    Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:14pm

    Show not shoe

  • 40 48
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 2, 10 at 3:03am

    Sorry that was my fault

  • 38 46
    Submitted by jplush on Jun 2, 10 at 12:32am

    @justlovelyy no...

  • 35 44
    Submitted by mystomachurts on Jun 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    hahah thats still a lot better than how my mom found out.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by retanimstar on Jun 2, 10 at 8:22am

    Either your daughter is a 5 year old slut or you are way too old to still be using this site.

    • 45 61
      Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 7:37am

      You are just wrong for saying that, considering you're probably like What.....12?

  • 29 37
    Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:50am

    Gotta love Wisconsin. Born and raised.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:45pm

    That blows...

  • 33 49
    Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:13pm

    Hahaha Gail the Snail.. Love that shoe

  • 38 62
    Submitted by cwknoxville on Jun 3, 10 at 10:01pm

    My bad.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by chopperdog on Jun 1, 10 at 7:35pm

    V card!!

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 9:55pm

    She is probably a deep throating whore

  • 29 56
    Submitted by scottc on Jun 2, 10 at 1:12am

    yea my bad

  • 16 38
    Submitted by buck06 on Dec 11, 11 at 6:29pm

    First...someone had to say it

  • Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:42pm

    oh man, tough break. wonder how old she was... if 15 or older u should be glad she waited so long.

  • 34 84
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Jun 2, 10 at 9:02am

    Well you knew someone was gonna tap that ass at some point. I hope your not upset because you weren't her first. Sick fuck

  • 29 74
    Submitted by jerbearrawr on Jun 1, 10 at 10:31pm

    9:14 slut.