We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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